Damn technology!

Just as I’d suspected, it’s gone and ruined my favorite summer olympic sport. Damn them for defacing the most gorgeous bodies ever built. They could’ve at least made them monochromatic or something, instead of ruining the lines those men have worked so hard to create.

I’m boycotting the summer olympics until they bring back the REAL speedos!!!!!!!!!!

At least the boys were nice enough to partially disrobe afterwards

source: http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/08/13/sports/0813-SWIMMING_10.html