chewing gum, or “I heart Paris”

this is why Paris soooo much cooler than Barcelona. Barcelona wishes it was Paris. Barcelona tries so very hard, but will never be as awesome as Paris. My direct English translation of this notice on the metro:

“Chewing gums are huge romantics. Their hearts get attached very quickly. But the poor things, rarely is this love returned, they desperately seek the big Love with the promise of a fusion. Yet that love awaits them in all the trash cans!”